November 20th, 2011
Underwear: The best thing since 1987.
a kid historian, marketing professional, or branding expert?
October 29th, 2011
I don’t like the smell of people gas. I like the smell of car gas.
a kid mechanic who knows what he likes
October 25th, 2011

The Skillful Art of Negotiation

  • Brother: She hit me!
  • Sister: No, I didn't!
  • Brother: Nevermind. She didn't.
October 23rd, 2011
Does my boo-boo look like chocolate?
future doctor and sweets lover
I want it quiet. I’m playing Wii Sports Resort basketball in my head.
October 9th, 2011
I’m going to make it stop raining by drawing a sunny day.
artist / weatherkid
September 11th, 2011
Life is lunch!
one hungry 8-yr old.

Cheese please?

  • Father: "Do you want muenster cheese or american cheese?"
  • 2yr-old Son: "Regular cheese."
August 31st, 2011
Well, wadda ya know, Toys r Us.
an elephant and a 7-yr old promised a toy never forgets
April 4th, 2011
Garbage, your dinner is served.
a helpful child clearing the dinner table